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One of the best Post ever:
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.
A woman and a man are involved in a
car accident.
It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving.
Both of their cars are demolishedbut
amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the
woman says;
“So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but fortunately weare
unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest ofour
days."
The man replied," I agree with you
completely. This must be a sign from
God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but
this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink thiswine
and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to theman.
The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it, drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having
any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait
for the police to come and collect
their evidence." Adam ate the apple again !=D
Men will NEVER learn !
Women will Never change!!! =D
.
.
A woman and a man are involved in a
car accident.
It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving.
Both of their cars are demolishedbut
amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the
woman says;
“So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but fortunately weare
unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest ofour
days."
The man replied," I agree with you
completely. This must be a sign from
God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but
this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink thiswine
and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to theman.
The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it, drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having
any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait
for the police to come and collect
their evidence." Adam ate the apple again !=D
Men will NEVER learn !
Women will Never change!!! =D
