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☆╰❤╮7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals?
Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”
Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one timeMonopoly is always damaging
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Competition improves service!
Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets.Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND
SMILEIs not a single word..
It is beautiful sentence
S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy
...So always keep smiling...
good night
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☆◀♥▶♣☆A HUG IS A HAND SHAKE FROM THE HEART☆
Benefits Of Hugging▶Reduces heart disease◀
▶ Diminishes stress◀
▶ Promotes longevity ◀
▶ Strengthens social ties◀
▶ Lowers blood pressure ◀
▶ Lowers heart Ache ◀
Benefits the hugger and the huggee equally 
♣True Love is like a pillow♣
♣U could HUG it when Ur in trouble♣
♣U could CRY on it when Ur in pain♣
♣U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy♣
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Spend $.2 buy a Pillow 
♥If u r angry with ur lovable friend♥
♥just put a side ur egos♥
♥hug each other & say♥
♥I NEED U IDIOT! AT LEAST TO FIGHT WITH ME♥
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