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(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾)---my some frns(boys)
are continuously blaming me
dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends)
but you know, its not true
so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys)
Men Are Just Happier People —
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.
BUT you can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
Same work, more pay.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.You know stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.No wonder men are happier.
Lastly a small bad newswomen can handle you easily to their own strange way---♡(＾◡＾)
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☆☆╰♡╮═Love has one law...
” Make the person happy whom u love”
">http://friends18.com/img/love-pictures/0595.jpg" border="0"/>In the same way friendship has one law...
“Never make ur friend feel alone until u r alive…”
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GOOD NIHGT═╰♡╮☆☆
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╰♡╮---What a Kiss means..
actually read the whole thing cause its nice!
+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
">http://i.myniceprofile.com/831/83171.gif" border="0"/>+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you’re definitely in Love...
GOOD NYT
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When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss;
That’s LOVE…
When a wife makes tea for her husben and take a sip before him;
That’s LOVE…
When a mother gives her son to best piece of cake;
That’s LOVE…
When your friend holds your hand tightly on slippery road;
That’s LOVE…
When your brother/sister messages you and ask if you reached home on time;
That’s LOVE…
LOVE is not just a guy holding a girl and around the city…
LOVE is all around us...
LOVE is actually how much we 'CARE'
GUT EVENING╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮
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(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾)---A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
don’t copy if u can’t pasteMany wars have been avoided
With the little spread of message loaded
Smile plays miracle when air is hot
The result is shown without war being fought.
">http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley113.gif" border="0"/>-----GOOD EVENING-----
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╰:╮---Some Complicated Thoughts:
The saddest things in life r
to remember d happiest moments
of d past which
seems unlikely 2 happen again in life time!
We Don't Succeed In Our 1st Love!
coz We Lack Certain Qualities.
But
After Achieving Those Qualities,
We Never Love Again!
Some people hurt by words & some by action
But the biggest hurt i believe is
that someone ignoring u
when u value them bigger than anything else!
We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token,
we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
A Person Who Laughs More
And
Makes Others Laugh
Would Be Having
A Thunder Storm Sadness
Beneath His Heart...
GOOD
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Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
">http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley65.gif" border="0"/>Last joke
dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling ---╰♡╮╰♡╮
╰♡╮╰♡╮---WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD
♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467133_544991-393816260655105-20050-n.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467138_600070-393895763980488-55989-n.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467137_12235400-happy-children-pround.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467143_282591-149652931779059-13opose.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467129_318164-140120829451483-49392-n.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467152_loving-mother-sleeping-bher-1.jpg" border="0"/>So,value them n enlighten ur life...
HavE LoveLy tYm
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★***★
★***★There was a star in life
agreed, it was much loved
when it sank, it did sink.
Look at the sky’s vastness,
so many stars have broken away
so many loved ones it has lost
the lost ones, were they ever found?
But tell me, for the broken stars
does the sky ever grieve?
That which is past, is gone...
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There was a flower in life
which, doted everyday on
when it dried, it dried away.
Look at the gardens, many of its flowers have
that which welted, did it ever bloom?
But tell me, for dried flowers
does the garden create an uproar?
That which is past, is gone...
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There was a cup of wine in life
which, you gave your heart and soul for
when it broke, it did break.
Look at the wine house’s courtyard
shaken, where many cups are
fall, and merge with the ground
that which fall, do they ever rise?
But tell me, for broken cups
does the wine house ever regret?
That which is past, is gone...
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A short life, we have come with,
wine cups do tend to break.
Yet, inside the wine house
there is a wine pot, there are wine cups.
Those, struck by intoxication
do splurge away on the wine.
He’s a raw drinker,
whose affection escapes no cup,
one who has burnt from true wine
does he ever shout, or scream?
That which is past, is gone...
THATS LIFE...LIFE MUST GO ON....
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╰╮ ♡╮DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..
1st message- lets break up now, its all over..
2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u....
Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.
Lkg boy on his way to home with his mom,
saw a couple kissing on the road?
He suddenly shouted and said, look mom,
they are fighting for chewing gum.
Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.
:A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..
Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/ morning/good
(Now Read in reverse)....
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╰╮ ♡╮“No, No, No, I don’t want to show”
Time has not yet come for me to go
To the world that I live this world for simple reason
I want to live here for some more years as a simple person.
Give me some more time for worship as I followed nothing
Life was enjoyed as if it may not have any end for something
I repent now for not having utilized it in best way
The death lords may come anytime and take me away...''
''A human being can take away everything in life
except his knowledge, thoughts and dreams,
which are charged positive ideas of illusion and hope” …
Good Morning With Love and Respect……….
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