Meine v kar liya kya kar raha hai tu

Dinner kiya

Ati hun ,mein patau nahi hun

Tera muh kyun ful gaya chal chh0d wo nahi pati to mujhe pata lena khush av

Haan yehan v ch0le rice aur pyaz ke pakoude bnaye the meine same pinch

Are kyunki ladke andhe he hote hai teko nai pata laal mat ho icecream khayega

Ye bol pet me kuch dala hai ke nahi mat t0d khud he t0ot jayega

Mat puch ke andha kyun haikehte zindgi jhand ba fir v ghamand kyun ba use galatfhmi ho gayi ke wo miss universe hai lakin yehan har ladki miss universe he hai

0h haan lagta he hai aisa tune galat word likha dhokha hua aur ghamandi ki akad tu t0d dena

Tu bada pagala hai akal ka andha hai

Gandi are pagal hai kya sharif ladki ko gandi bolta hai pagal

Aur un ladkiy0 se tera kya wasta tera jo h0na hai wo to hoga he

Pm mila na best of luck

Bura feel kyun dulhe ki jagah khud ko imagine karta hai kya

Apni kaddu se wo to hai he use te re se pyar ho jayega ek din

Atmhatya nahi karne ja rahi na shadi karne ja rahi hun m0uka milte he ma se paise ainth ke wapas aa jaungi waise tu meri shadi me ayega na bol kya gift layega

Tavi teko kuch din0 ka rest de dungi dekha ye hai sacchi aur bemisal d0sti

Tavi to warna tu pagalkhane gaya to mera kya hoga kise pakaungi mein ,mein to bore ho jaungi na

Are jayda sath rahi to tu Agra ke pagalkhane shift ho jayega

Cart0on tu hai aur 10 din tere dimag ki dahi kar dun fir aisa gayab houngi jaise gadhe ke sar se sing dhundhta reh jayega