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☆╰❤╮7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals?
Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”
Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one timeMonopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets.Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND
SMILEIs not a single word..
It is beautiful sentence
S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy
...So always keep smiling...
good night
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'People are often unreasonable and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.If you are honest, people may cheat you.
Be honest anyway.If you find happiness, people may be jealous.
Be happy anyway.The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough.
Give your best anyway.For you see, in the end, it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway.”
Good or Bad, Life is full of things to appreciate..
From sadness, we appreciate happiness…
From mistakes, we appreciate experience….
From friends, we appreciate laughter…
From love, we appreciate companionship….
From Faith, we appreciate God..and
From all the above, we appreciate growth...
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◄►♥◄♫╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
never forget, how special you are.
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May your heart be happy, may your days be bright,
may your roads be smooth, may your burdens be light,
may you find the dreams, may you touch the stars,
may you never forget, how special you are.
May you go the places in life that you desire to go.
Sometimes forget who we are. When we are willing to believe right,
then we will be able to behave right and achieve the heights that we want to achieve.
You have to have belief in who you are,
because much of our life happens based off of the knowledge of who we are on this world.
Remember that you arent perfect,
and if you are ever to be happy sometimes you will have bumps in the road,
and sometimes your burdens will be a little heavier than usual.
Never lose sight of your dreams,
and always remember that if you continue to aim high in life
you will become who you aspire to become eventually!
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never forget, how special you are.
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♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
Reason why never visit a 5* HotelQuestion : “What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer : “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?”
Answer : “white”
Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk ”
Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer : “With cow milk please.
Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”
Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer : “With sugar”
Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer : “Cane sugar ”
Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a
glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer : “Mineral water”
Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst
Sir.....Sir.....Sir.....
just go to hell
Smile is source to win a heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality,
so I wish you to smile always in your life….
SMILING NIGHT♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
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"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams!"
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This world is full of people
who are willing to dream,
but only a confident few will actually
go in the direction of their dreams.
Are you one who just exists with a creative well inside,
or are you one who is willing to go
confidently in the direction of your dreams?
Many people take a step or two in
the direction of their dreams.
Just as there are many who read these inspirational posts,
only a few of you will take what you learn from them,
and apply them in your life to actually achieve success.
The question is, which are you?
One who just feeds with no deposit
of actual action in your life,
or are you one who feeds on inspiration,
and knowledge to help you take further steps
in the pursuit of your own happiness or dreams?
Every dream should be a dream
in which you are desperate to achieve,
a dream in which you are desperate for more,
MOVE FORWARD!
Sweet Dreams
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"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams!"
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===╰★╮=╰♡╮Laugh as much as you breath
and love as much as you live.
One of the most effective antidotes
to the stresses of life is laughing a good laugh,
and loving as much as we can while we live.
When we hear laughter,
we associate whatever situation we are in,
with happiness, at least usually.
When we just let go of our fears,
and allow ourselves to be happy,
even in the worst of times,
it can change the playing field quickly.
Choosing to love as much as we live is
like the second of the 1-2 punches
when you are trying to defeat
whatever despair lies ahead of you.
if we just devote ourselves to keeping a loving,
and positive attitude while at all possible,
we will easily be able to conquer life as we know it.
Make an effort today to keep love in your heart,
no matter what hate is thrown in your path,
and to keep laughing,
even when the world tries its hardest to steal your smile...
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'Perhaps our eyes need
to be washed by our tears
once in a while,
so that we can see
Life with a clearer view again.'
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who can gather strength from distress,
and grow...'
">http://151.0.img98.net/out.php/i360747_cute-drink-funny-green-il36970.jpg" border="0"/>"Have a heart that never hardens,
and a temper that never tires,
and a touch that never hurts.'
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Once n a life time
u find a friend
who touches not only ur heart
but also ur souls
Once n a life time
u discover some one
who stands beside u
not over u
Once n a life time
u r lucky
u find some one
as i have find u
Very special people
we can be ourselves with
talk with,laugh with
hope with & believe with...
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For all the love u share,
for all the ways u care,
for all the times u are there,
u r special and beyond compare..
just wanna say Take Care…
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LOVE Is Special World For CARE.
CARE Is Special Word For YOU.
And YOU Are Always Special For Me.good evening╰☆╮╰♡╮╰★
4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
A RAPIST
A MURDERER
A PSYCO
& GAY.
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE
I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”
THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT,
I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”
THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD
I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”
THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..
“MEOOWN”::::i'm confused who s the big notorious
plzzz help me
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my friend
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☆╰★╮╰★╮Dark is not the opposite of light,
it is just the absence of light.
similarly,
a problem is the absence of an idea,
not the absence of a solution."
“You haven’t lost your smile at all,
it’s right under your nose.
You just forgot it was there.”
smile plzzz❤ ¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.❤ ❤
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══No relationship is problem-free,
and while some endure ups and downs
on a daily basis and still stick
others fail from the very beginning
══║║TOP 10 CAUSES OF BREAKUPS INCLUDS:║║
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║1) Showing much more affection towards your
║partner than he or she does towards you.║
║2) Trying to advance and take the relationship
║to the next level when your partner does ║
║ 3) Forcing or manipulating your partner to change.║
║ 4) Being “too” eager about the relationship.║
║ 5) Acting too needy.║
║ 6) Acting too possessive and jealous.║
║ 7) Trying to control or manipulate your
║partner into loving you.║
║ 8)Begging, crying, or throwing tantrums
║ to get your way.║
║ 9) Not giving your partner enough
║room in the relationship.║
║10) Trying to keep your partner by “proving”
║to them how much you care║
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║look n 2 ur person's eye's and feels the love
║LovE, only LovE can change a person either
║bad or good
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wishing ur meaningful & LoveLy LIFE >))>))>))╚══════ ╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ ══════╝
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One day a rich father took his son on a trip.
He wanted to show him how poor somone can be.
They spent their time on the farm of a poor family.
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On the way home, the father asked,
Did you see how poor they are..??
What did you learn..??
The son said :
”We have a pool while they have rivers,
we have lanterns , At night while they have stars,
We have food while they grow theirs
We have walls to protect us while they have friends,
We have encyclopedias while they have their Holy Book.
Then he added
‘THANK YOU DAD FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE’
Rich can be poor.....
Poor can be rich.....
Only depends,the way how you look
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All Girls are beautiful after
light are switched off!!
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Shakespeare !!
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All boys are innocent before
lights are switched off!!
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Shakespeare wife !!
Sweet dremzzz.
Good Night.
SWITCHED OFF!!
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MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS N LIFE:
1: Loving friend Avoiding you;
Without Reason..!
2: Dear One Suddenly
Stopped Messaging you..!
3: Friend Calling on Birth’Day;
& not Wishing..!
4: The Person Whom We never Forget in Life;
forgets you Permanently ..!
5: Attending the Marriage of Lover..!
6: when your dream is broken by
the same person whom you dreamt about.....
And you smile and say.....
“It’s OK”……..
Because there is no option..!!!
My sweet friend, i wish all ur pain
goes by the wings of time,
may Almighty fill ur life wit peace
GOOD MORNING ╰★╮╰★╮╰★╮☆♡☆╰★╮╰★╮╰★╮
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'Love and air have lot in common,
You can’t see them, You can only feel.
And you can’t live without both of them.'
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☆">http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/n/never_promised_tomorrow-4466.gif" border="0"/>♡☆Difficult to tell what loving is like;
Impossible to tell what missing is like;
May you never miss whom you luv
&
may whom you luv miss you always...
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♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮:NET LOVE STORY:
--> Friend request
--> Accepted
--> Write something on wall
--> Intro
--> Everyday chatting
--> Ask Phone No.
--> Texting
--> Calling
--> Meet
--> Express love ♥
--> Couple
--> Make Relationship Status
--> Hangout
--> Misunderstanding
--> Fight
--> Break up
--> Block
--> Delete 4rm frnlist
THE END Dont misjudge me
just read my msg and
promise 2 ur self...U wiLL not
spoiL ur Love Life by little misunderstanding
coz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LovE IS FORGIVING AND ACCEPTING...
GOOD MORNING MY FRIEND.
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6 truth of life:
1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will share this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this.
I’m an idiot and I needed company.
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I want to go back in time and want
my childhood days back when...
“Dad” was the only “Hero”
“Love” was “Mom`s hug”
“Highest place on earth” was “Dad`s shoulder”
“My worst enemies” were “My own siblings”
Only thing that could “hurt” were “skinned knees”
The only thing “Broken” were my “Toys”
and when “Goodbyes” meant till “Tomorrow” .
GOOD NIGHT MY FRIEND
TILL TOMORROW...
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♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮'love is like a virus
killing u from past, present & future
friendship is like a anti-virus
saving u from from past, present & future'
its really surprising that whn
anti-virus turn n 2 virus
& create a lovely software
Wishing LoveLy virus MorninG
with anti-virus
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mein Jaan
de dun..
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Par..
Jeena pardhta hai..
Jab khayal aata hai ke..
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Kuch hi to smart log bache hain.. 1 aur kam ho jayega ...
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. Uff ye majboori !
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